Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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