Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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