Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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