I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She said her name was "party"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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