Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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