i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I look better un-naked...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
be right there i have to get my cape
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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