I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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