I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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