Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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