My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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