quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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