BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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