Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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