i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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