I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
