Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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