I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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