his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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