so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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