after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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