And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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