i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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