We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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