is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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