it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
tell me about the eggs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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