BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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