Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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