I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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