So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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