I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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