is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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