You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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