where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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