Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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