grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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