i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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