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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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