Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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