Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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