Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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