Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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