Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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