Can i not drive my cunt home
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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