do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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