I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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