Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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