I want to stick my p in your. b.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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