We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
two words...techno handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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