I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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