making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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