god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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