Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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