How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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