writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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