I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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