problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
tell me about the eggs
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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