We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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