Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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