If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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