I think I am morally bankrupt
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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