Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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